This hoodie says what your inner voice is already thinking — but in a flirty pink script so it’s cute, not confrontational. Made for hot messes with good hearts and zero tolerance for BS, it’s the perfect blend of cozy comfort and psychological warfare.
Whether you’re spiraling in bed, fake-cleaning your room, or out being civil while holding grudges, this hoodie’s got your back (literally). And the best part? It’s ridiculously soft.
Details:
Relaxed unisex fit (size up for extra snuggle)
Printed in romantic, ADHD-core pink
Soft fleece interior — like a weighted blanket but sassier
Machine washable, emotionally supportive
Printed to order with love (and maybe a little delusion)
Perfect for:
Petty errands, mental breakdowns in style, matching with your chaotic bestie
